Mushrooms cuddling? Toadstools? What are these growths in the la
wn?
Here are some definitions: "an edible
agaric (contrasting with the inedible toadstool)"--whatever
agaric is. "Fungi of
Basidiomycota with a cap at the end of a stem arising from underground
mycelium."
Well, my Latin is not very good today,
so whatever that means.
I remember seeing things like this which had popped up overnight when I was a kid. I was so fascinated. I don't think my parents (or
any of my fiends' parents) ever bought mushrooms at the local pop and mom grocery. What a waste! Buying air. It's not food. It won't fill you up or stick to your ribs.
I knew enough to know that some people eat them. My Mom knew enough to tell me that some are poisonous. Which ones? She didn't know. I don't know. There was no
internet to tell us how to tell the difference. The online dictionary reserves the term "toadstool" for the bad ones. So am I looking at a scrumptious topping for my hamburger or agonizing indigestion and
possible death?
I'll never know, because I had to mow them down.
It just leaves me with the thought--why isn't the atomic bomb cloud called the toadstool cloud?